What Does a Pump Fake and a Jump-stop Get You?

A trip to the ER, apparently.  Nothing broken, but probably pulled or torn.  Looking back, I was being incredibly klutzy through all the games.  A trip to the hospital was probably inevitable.


But the icing on the cake was my best friend pulling up to the hospital, putting me in a wheelchair to wheel me in, then promptly running me into a wall (she felt terrible, I thought it was hilarious), followed by a nurse running me into a wall, a desk, and a door while trying to get me into X-ray (apparently I got the "bad" bed).

I can't wait to get crutches.